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HEY - Why so serious?


TAGS: beetlejuice doris joker funny
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

TheGrayFox - May 27, 2010, 5:58 am
hey, FREAKING GREAT POSTER!
lesterinside - January 25, 2010, 1:41 am
i'm constipated what do you expect
Produceman117 - November 7, 2009, 2:33 am
Okay sweet you made my pencil disappear, but seriously where is it?
timebomb - October 25, 2009, 9:37 pm
This motifake get 5 Beetle Juice and 5 Jokers. Well done. I'm still LMFAO...
Woodywood03a - August 9, 2009, 11:12 pm
How do it feel to be in the hall of fame?
Sean - August 4, 2009, 5:05 pm
Looks like some kind of scam, though. I mean she is sexy, but what's all this "share your link" stuff? In the very least it's communism!
Airman - August 4, 2009, 3:49 pm
It's a site with pictures of a girl who just dumped a guy.. his revenge I guess..
CANADA - August 4, 2009, 3:41 pm
IDK but he hit all the top ranked
Agent K - August 4, 2009, 3:37 pm
is this ass clown going to post this link on every poster??
Weapon X - August 3, 2009, 2:45 pm
SCORE!
James Lowe - July 26, 2009, 11:10 pm
LMAO! I love irony xD
motifake - July 7, 2009, 10:19 pm

Amsome... its amsome!
Disciple - July 7, 2009, 7:13 pm
THIS POSTER IS FUCKING AWSOME!
Disciple - July 7, 2009, 7:12 pm
I know squeilers! and you...are a squeiler!
Eggnik - May 30, 2009, 6:17 am
I knew I wasn't the only one who saw a resemblance.
Justin - April 24, 2009, 3:54 am
Get away from me ya freak
who now? - April 13, 2009, 3:20 am
quality of movies aside, does anyone realize how good of a photoshop job this is? IT'S FUCKING SEAMLESS
Porcelina - March 18, 2009, 6:16 pm
MWLF, you forgot to add- whilst on acid.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - March 18, 2009, 12:52 pm
First, watch the Dark Knight, and then watch Beetlejuice and pretend it's the sequel.
Dr. Rank - March 12, 2009, 9:48 pm
Beetlejuice was bullshit and so was the Dark Night. Dark Knight wasn't fucking scary at all.
CWIS - March 10, 2009, 6:35 pm
LET'S PUT A SMILE ON THAT FACE
Mark - February 20, 2009, 3:00 pm
This Clobber button is Bullshit.
Fatty - February 20, 2009, 11:06 am
I think the site/poster rating reset with the new clobber/offensive buttons at the bottom.
Airman - February 20, 2009, 10:43 am
What is going on. This has been on the front page of top rated for months.. now it has NO votes? The whole first 2 pages disappeared
RONSART - February 12, 2009, 2:27 am
MWLF glad to see you back...you been gone for too long...lol.
Culos - January 18, 2009, 5:18 pm
So it works for you, let's test me once more
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 18, 2009, 5:14 pm
I'm testing to see if the avatars work. Don't mind me.
Tony Danza - January 16, 2009, 8:42 pm
this poster is NOTHING against LASERS!!! AND TONY DANZA!
Me - January 16, 2009, 1:35 pm
Dude, this is so cool. Two awesome characters, one great line.
LogicDude - January 15, 2009, 6:52 am
No, no...thank YOU MWLF. If I remember, Beetlejuice IS more verbal while the Joker is more violent...kind of like deja vu. I did have to give up my Joker persona though since SOMEONE COPIED ME. Thanks Vanner...just thanks. Damn you.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 15, 2009, 1:17 am
Congrats, LD! I, meanwhile, have to be Michael Keaton. Although, he was Batman at one point...dammit, that's another caption I could've used!
Porcelina - January 15, 2009, 12:09 am
I don't know why, but whenever I see this Beetlejuice reminds me of MWLF and the joker reminds me of logicdude O.o
what the hell - January 11, 2009, 11:30 pm
ive had this happen at least 10 times today, i click on a random motifake and i end up at this one. seriously wtf
murderblade - January 9, 2009, 4:53 pm
one dead acting career, and one dead actor. brilliant.
Haarakkon - January 9, 2009, 12:19 am
MWLF, you really have no need to defend yourself from the masses. As you point out, any Beetlejuice quote would probably be too obscure at this point.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 8, 2009, 7:18 pm
--lend themselves to the picture. If you mean to imply that someone else made a "why so serious?" joke somewhere else, well then, duh.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 8, 2009, 7:17 pm
Creative, welcome to motifake, where most of the 37,000 or so posters are just as you describe. I found the pic, and the title and caption seemed like the most obvious, but the funniest. I even rejected every funny Beetlejuice line because they didn't l
pro - January 8, 2009, 4:23 pm
Beetlejuice - Beetlejuice - BEETLEJUICE!!
Khatmonsuk - January 8, 2009, 4:10 pm
Hey, what movie is that guy to the left from?
Creative: - January 8, 2009, 3:03 pm
im glad you know how to copy-paste from other sites
Vanner - January 8, 2009, 3:03 pm
Good 'un
Cubbybear - January 8, 2009, 2:58 pm
A Masterpiece...I'm still laughing


HILARIOUS - This room is full of people that think you're funny.


TAGS: cant wait to hear your jokes
Rating: 3.46/5

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Chadley - March 30, 2010, 3:20 am
Alright! Ninjas think I'm funny.
Treehodger - March 29, 2010, 11:20 pm
I like this.


DRUMMERS -


TAGS: drummer jokes music desperate band
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by caveman

NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 1:04 am
What do you call a girl that want to get with the bassist? Not yours, anymore... if he's Gene Simmons or Dusty Hill.
NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 1:00 am
If you're a girl during the 80's, and want to date... Steve Perry: Good-girl. Steve Tyler: Bad-girl. Joe Perry: Slut.
NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 12:58 am
To which I say: That's only a problem if the band don't rock!
CloudchaserS - December 11, 2011, 10:14 pm
I once saw a bumper sticker that said "You're just like the rest of the band. Always following the drummer!"
crankyhead - December 11, 2011, 9:00 pm
Q: What do you 5ay to a drummer who tells you he's got an idea for your band's next song? A: Your fired. =)


I HAVE NO LIFE - and I can PROVE it mathematically.


TAGS: math joke pun
Rating: 4.29/5

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SIRIUS BLACK - Why so Sirius?




CHINESE DISGUISE - They'll never suspect that it's you when you go pee-pee in their Coke




ON 2ND THOUGHT -




IT'S SIMPLE - Kill the Burger King


TAGS: mcdonalds the joker burger king zomg waffles
Rating: 3.59/5

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stavro1 - November 14, 2009, 11:23 pm
you asked
JESSE - June 11, 2009, 10:22 pm
does anyone notice how well of a crop job this is?!
Biodeath - February 9, 2009, 3:11 am
Hell of a plan. Epic battle right there.


THE JOKER - Batman really, really, really hates him.




JOB INTERVIEW -




ECOLOGY -




BRUNETTES -


TAGS: brunette train joke
Rating: 4.43/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 25, 2014, 2:38 pm
So terrible it deserves 5 lions plus. Lol. I love it!


ROLLERBLADING - Q: What's the hardest thing about rollerblading? A: Telling your parents that you're gay


TAGS: rollerblade gay joke parents
Rating: 4.59/5

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Sean - July 21, 2011, 3:06 pm
This is hilarious. And I do love to rollerblade ... not, I hope, that there is anything wrong with that.


THE JOKER AS VP - Wait'll they get a load of me!




NO ONES LAUGHING NOW -


TAGS: fat joker
Rating: 4.91/5

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skarjj - September 21, 2013, 2:26 pm
how the fuck did he catch them?
elf - May 19, 2013, 2:44 pm
"They all laughed when I said I was going to become a comedian... but nobody's laughing now!"
mariand - October 21, 2011, 12:36 am
LOL...I hope he won't mind that I laugh
tellitlikeitis - October 20, 2011, 8:45 pm
Touché chez for the underdog. Scary though.
the1stCOMMI3 - October 20, 2011, 7:45 pm
Perfect halloween costume. Fav'd


ANIME HARLEY QUINN - As if she wasn't f*ckable enough, now she's hentai-ready!


TAGS: harley quinn joker batman animates series anime manga
Rating: 3.06/5

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RichNFamous44 - November 27, 2016, 1:04 am
LMFAO this person is fucking retarded. Keep dreaming moron. She'll slice you're throat out. -mut
bOB cHIN - July 28, 2009, 9:31 am
Missed the "d" key there bub. Keep posting this crap though, your consistency should improve. Typing I mean, posters...that would be too much to hope for.


CRAZY LOVE - Joker and Harley, sitting in a tree...


TAGS: joker harley quinn harleyquinn batman dark night gotham city
Rating: 2.55/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 5, 2009, 10:10 am
You know you love me Jmac.
Jmac0585 - August 5, 2009, 9:58 am
Please, PLEASE STOP! You are making me agree with Moooooo+
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 5, 2009, 9:54 am
Please stop....You're ruining my favorite website. 1 Lion.


WHY CANT BLONDES DIAL 911? - They cant find the 11 button.




TWO LITTLE OLD LADIES -


TAGS: old ladies church jokes
Rating: 3.44/5

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Signe - February 7, 2009, 8:17 pm
Ew.


SMURF ASSASSIN - When you absolutely positively must have a smurf killed overnight.


TAGS: smurf assassin killer les schtroumpfs belgian cartoon papa jokey brainy smurfette murder smurficide
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

CANADA - July 27, 2009, 1:40 pm
sorry to be a grammar nazi But i also said i liked it
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 27, 2009, 1:27 pm
Here:,,,,,,,. Happy?
BoneCD - July 27, 2009, 8:33 am
Ok then...it's just missing a couple commas. Before and aft "positively". That's all.
Arrogant Knight - July 27, 2009, 8:28 am
Yeah, ackward. ...Totally.
CANADA - July 27, 2009, 8:27 am
the wording is a little ackward but i laughed
Ed-Hyde - July 27, 2009, 7:14 am
OMG a funny motifake, say it isn't so!
Sean - July 26, 2009, 9:18 pm
I'm thinkin' that it's the dude's apparent method of dispatch that Front cares most about ... expediency is a distant second.
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 8:55 pm
Pricey, but the job will be done right. Nice 'un.


MCDONALDS - Let's Put A Smile On That Face!


TAGS: mcdonalds the joker
Rating: 3/5

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IchbinKurt - September 17, 2009, 9:45 pm
Very well done.


WAZUP - Dude, Call me later, my mums just being awkward!




SPARTA -


TAGS: sparta joke cure is old
Rating: 4.09/5

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Reality Lord - December 15, 2011, 5:47 pm

please post this to moti-twist as well :)


SINGLE -


TAGS: man joke woman
Rating: 4.72/5

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gas - November 21, 2011, 8:50 am
for example: "Dating sites for singles"
gas - November 21, 2011, 8:46 am
it can be an adjective or a noun too: "an unmarried person, especially one who is relatively young."
SentineLEX - November 20, 2011, 8:39 pm
Single is an adjective... You don't say "I am a single", you say "I am single".


HUMOR -


TAGS: bomb pun joke dun rerun
Rating: 4.4/5

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biggdogg - December 7, 2010, 5:26 am
baaaahahahahaha nice!


IN SOVIET RUSSIA... - ...bull ride YOU!




SPARTA -




HOT JOKES -


TAGS: jokes chicks hot lol
Rating: 4.92/5

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holymoly - May 22, 2012, 11:25 am
I love it... 5 from me


HARLEY QUINN - Fangirls are SCARY!!!!!


TAGS: harley quinn joker batman gotham city dark knight dc comics
Rating: 3.3/5

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jeffhardy25 - October 26, 2011, 7:29 pm
THAT IS HOOOTTTTT!!! IVE HAD A CRUSH ON HARLEY SINCE I WAS A KID! :D


BLONDES -


TAGS: life time woman college t shirt joke education smart dumb double entende sexy
Rating: 3.19/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 16, 2015, 11:32 pm
I'd like to tell her about her mistake. How will I communicate this information to her? With a massage, of course. Who wants to send her a massage?
rnbw00 - June 17, 2011, 8:01 pm
Two blondes walk into a building...you'd think one of them would have seen it.
CorruptPanda - October 28, 2009, 5:18 pm
I don't exactly want to ruin your moment here but it actually reads "I love collagen". A blonde must have posted this picture :)
W - May 29, 2009, 8:22 pm
Maybe she just likes a specific type of art?
HAHA - May 29, 2009, 8:14 pm
I would give her an A+++


DUMB BLONDE JOKES - I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.


TAGS: dumb blonde joke lady sunny
Rating: 3/5

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twill1962 - September 22, 2012, 9:02 pm
Dolly Parton said it first.


NERD GIRLS -


TAGS: life time woman college joke education entende wild sexy tattoo back neck
Rating: 2.7/5

More motifakes by giulio

Agent K - August 6, 2009, 3:13 pm
my vote is = 66394
Killroykill - August 6, 2009, 2:44 pm
e^(ix)=cos(x)+isin(x) =de Moivre's formula so cos(pi)=-1 and sin(pi)=0 and i*0=0 leaving -1+1 which is 0
ryder13 - June 27, 2009, 1:47 pm
I second the call for a translator.
rerun - June 27, 2009, 11:59 am

I need a translation in order to vote.


THE LAST JOKE -


TAGS: electricution prank joke execution death
Rating: 4.79/5

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ughomer - January 22, 2013, 1:38 pm
That hits the mark!
GaryO - January 21, 2013, 8:49 pm
HAH!


Jokes and Puns -


TAGS: jack rose jokes puns movie titanic atlantic
Rating: 4.92/5

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MissPriss - March 11, 2016, 5:28 pm
Glad you enjoyed it Grey.
Greybeard - March 11, 2016, 12:13 am
LMAO :)
MissPriss - March 10, 2016, 12:35 pm
Can't be that old. I just heard it...bahaha. Thanks dizz
MissPriss - March 10, 2016, 12:34 pm
Thanks 'cern.
mizzdizz - March 10, 2016, 5:10 am
HAHAHAHA! Nice take on an old joke, Prissy! The other answer is, '[wet'! LUUUUV it! ^!!!!!
concern3 - March 10, 2016, 3:10 am
Fantastic, a definite UP yours
MissPriss - March 10, 2016, 12:04 am
Aww sorry lg. Oh c'mon you know me...I'm really not all that sorry. Glad it gave you a chuckle.
lgvernon - March 10, 2016, 12:00 am

I should know better than try to drink anything while approving posters. UP my nose~~and UP yours!


I USED TO MAKE ARROW TO THE KNEE JOKES - but then I took a bat to the face


TAGS: arrow to the knee joke
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by spypengen

twill1962 - December 24, 2012, 1:16 pm
I thought, "Why is that bat getting larger?" And then it hit me! 5L!
ughomer - April 12, 2012, 10:51 pm
OUCH!!!!
MashiMashi - March 4, 2012, 5:48 pm
bombed tired of this pic.


ME & MY RECLINER - ... We Go Way Back ...


TAGS: me recliner way back joke
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Rick69 - January 26, 2012, 11:17 am
Ha ha, thanks... it's a pun my not-so-old man used to crack on me. Somehow it stuck :)
suzieq - January 25, 2012, 10:35 pm
good one
tellitlikeitis - January 24, 2012, 8:13 pm
Cute.
Rick69 - January 23, 2012, 8:26 pm
Gotcha. :)
caveman - January 23, 2012, 7:56 pm
You also may like to post this the where the pun is


COUGAR -


TAGS: my joke
Rating: 3.69/5

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INSIDE JOKE -




GOD -


TAGS: god jokers surround himself marian
Rating: 4.42/5

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rodangol - March 4, 2012, 1:28 pm
Nice new take on it
carebear - March 3, 2012, 8:23 pm
(carebear BANNED)
mariand - March 3, 2012, 6:02 pm
thanks
GaryO - March 3, 2012, 5:41 pm
n-i-c-e
Reality Lord - March 3, 2012, 4:54 pm

lolz


HEATH LEDGER -


TAGS: joker heath ledger
Rating: 4.38/5

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440wakeup - December 12, 2011, 9:06 pm
C'mon jack hold it between your knees
440wakeup - December 12, 2011, 9:06 pm
AMESOME AMESOME that look says it all, He was better than you and didn't live 2b a bitter decrepit old man!!
agdaniele - July 30, 2010, 7:46 pm
#38233. This is a real-life timmy doing a punk-ass move... and it should've gotten him laid out.


HEY - Wanna make out?




CLOSE TO A CAT OWNER? - 1. Everyday, before they can check the litter box, pick up all the cat poo. 2. Continue until the cat owner starts being worried about Fluffy's health 3. Take a crap in Fluffy's litter box.


TAGS: the best jokes take work
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Zook

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 20, 2013, 12:50 pm
...how to mess with the wife. Just for the lolz.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 20, 2013, 12:49 pm
I'm a cat owner and I think I know now hire
boinger - March 10, 2011, 10:36 am
I just squirted soda through my nose all over my keyboard. 5 nose-blows
culos - November 22, 2010, 9:22 am
fav'ed. 5 droppings
rerun - November 22, 2010, 9:05 am

now that is funny
5150monkeylove - November 21, 2010, 11:08 pm
added to favs and 5


BLIND HUMOR -


TAGS: original joke by airman theone
Rating: 4.56/5

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steph1 - February 24, 2011, 2:44 am
bravo - it must be a bitch though to find a free spot for handicap parking - especially on busy weekends
rerun - February 24, 2011, 12:35 am

i like this


ERNEST P. WORRELL - Did you hear the one about the three legged dog that walked into a bar and said, "I'm lookin' for the guy that shot my paw."




CONFESSION ABOUT A MIRACLE -




MARRIED LIFE - Your wife doesn't laugh at your jokes any more ? Adopt a burglar.


TAGS: burglar wife husband joke thief
Rating: 4.89/5

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suzieq - January 26, 2012, 12:15 am
the joke was 'marian is funny' it is a joke, marian !
mariand - January 23, 2012, 4:40 pm
Don't bother yourself because you won't get it... this user make posters from her/his experience... ain't so?
Rick69 - January 23, 2012, 1:51 pm
I suddenly want to know what the joke was ... !


PROTECTION -


TAGS: life time female joke quote double entende password virus free
Rating: 3.84/5

More motifakes by giulio

bluewizard - March 14, 2011, 3:55 pm
Im more worried about how much spam is in it
Grim [email protected] - November 25, 2009, 8:03 am
Check the login count.
Chateux - July 22, 2009, 10:54 am
Great!
BoneCD - July 14, 2009, 5:23 pm
giuilo...That's a 5 Poodler


WHY DID THE IRAQI CHICKEN -


TAGS: chicken joke iraq
Rating: 4.52/5

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ICEMAN - September 2, 2011, 1:56 am
As long as the skin turns out nice & crispy, who gives a flying phuque.
Greeny - May 10, 2011, 8:40 pm
jarhead lol


HALLOWEEN -


TAGS: life time day celebration joke october 31 pumpkin predator alien deep space movie
Rating: 3.8/5

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spacedog - October 31, 2009, 6:16 pm
That is freakin' amazing.
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 11:02 am
Great pic...5 Happy Halloween Poodles


JOKES ON HER - I got the half that runs.


TAGS: joke her half car divorce
Rating: 3.7/5

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RonE - May 13, 2012, 6:08 am
only.... if it is front wheel drive. moti... nice sentiment.
fan4camping - May 13, 2012, 1:01 am
Recipe: add 1 fuel tank & 2 industrial caster wheels. Crank up the tunes and go for a spin. If James Bond can do it, so can a redneck.
MissPriss - May 12, 2012, 11:44 pm
And that Don is the irony and she got the rear tires too :)
DonQ - May 12, 2012, 10:11 pm
I have a question, how can you make it run when she got the part with the gas tank???
dy2012 - May 12, 2012, 4:55 pm
nice hehe I posted this one in pinterest and they repinned it for 26x times in just an hour


NURSE HARLEY QUINN - Oh nurse, I'm ready for my sponge bath now.


TAGS: harley quinn joker batman arkham asylum gotham city dark knight dc comics
Rating: 3.97/5

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Kirsten - May 31, 2011, 1:44 am
hey, guess what, she was a psychologist not a nurse
Danomite - August 23, 2009, 6:12 pm
Ya...bathed in acid maybe...
Woodywood03a - August 9, 2009, 11:11 am
You are right on that!!! It maybe a trap, but I am all in for it.
Ed-Hyde - July 24, 2009, 1:28 pm
Hate to say it, but it might be worth it.
MO - July 24, 2009, 11:22 am
A pre-lobotomy sponge bath?


MARRIAGE -


TAGS: life time day human nature joke engagement wedding suffering three ring circus diamond woman best friend
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by giulio

Bartimaeus - September 9, 2009, 11:52 pm
Marriage:It never ends well.
Claire - September 9, 2009, 11:50 pm
Not necessarily, depending.
lunchmeat5000 - August 12, 2009, 10:41 pm
Marriage: #1 cause for divorce.
Chateaux - August 12, 2009, 11:25 am
..."One Ring to rule them all..." Great!
CANADA - August 12, 2009, 11:06 am
sorry glitch,seeing it now
CANADA - August 12, 2009, 10:44 am
no name again?


UNBEARABLE -


TAGS: bad joke bear
Rating: 3.19/5

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hangmanheadphones - October 8, 2010, 3:59 am
A pun is only as good as the groan it recieves. Buddy, you got it.
pzykosiz - October 7, 2010, 5:55 pm
i've much longer versions of this joke, but it's a good one


2012 -




GREAT NAMES IN SCIENCE COME AND GO... - but Ampere will always be current!


TAGS: just a joke i heard
Rating: 4.65/5

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GySgt1811 - January 21, 2011, 3:56 pm
Shocking!!!
LinkFox101113 - January 21, 2011, 7:43 am
My eyes are bleeding!!! 5Ls. lol
MilDoc - January 20, 2011, 6:27 pm
Engineering humor? Ohm my goodness! That's re-volt-ing!


HEY - I'm BATMAN !!!!


TAGS: joker
Rating: 2.85/5

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SURVIVORS -


TAGS: life time statistic joke star trek death expendable crew tv show rule red yellow blue shirt
Rating: 2.69/5

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bluewizard - March 14, 2011, 3:58 pm
yup..102%. Regardless, the mistake isnt big enough to change the obvious impat of the real numbers that well over 70% of those in red shirts are going to get vaporized.
Chateaux - July 16, 2009, 9:37 am
Someone did it believe me... visit and enjoy this: http://www.sitelogicmarketing.com/blog/02-analytics-according-to-captain-kirk
culos - July 15, 2009, 8:46 am
Someone needs to get a life! Seriously who has time to add up those percentages????
Jetman - July 15, 2009, 8:40 am
Someone needs to learn math, 102%?


THEY KEPT EGGING HIM ON - Until one day Fred cracked


TAGS: eggs crack stupid joke
Rating: 4.41/5

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dslohand - September 23, 2012, 8:04 pm
*Dont say"the yokes on him" dont say it dont dont


PENN STATE -




GENETICS -


TAGS: life time human nature joke stripe family not mine post
Rating: 3.95/5

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DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 2:17 am
and by mist i mean must
DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 2:16 am
5Lion poster, but Timmy=1L. I hate to see good posters pay, but its the way it mist be.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 4:51 pm
Excellent 5 Poodles for you!!!
Chateaux - October 16, 2009, 10:09 am
Great! 5L!!
Sean - October 15, 2009, 11:14 pm
Hilarious. Well done.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 15, 2009, 3:21 am
That is awesome! 5 from me.
Derek - October 14, 2009, 10:47 pm
Brilliant :})


THE JOKER - He's a funny guy


TAGS: joker
Rating: 3.56/5

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Woodywood03a - September 2, 2009, 1:57 am
That joke should have Mike Tyson.
The Joker - April 13, 2009, 1:45 am
lmfao funny, im racist now


PPSSTT - Te he... I farted.




CHARIZARD - I choose you


TAGS: joker pokemon
Rating: 2.07/5

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jameswnash - December 13, 2010, 8:50 pm
Seen it before, if I knew the link i would post it
Reality Lord - December 13, 2010, 7:58 pm

....shoot me....i like it.
Arkot - December 13, 2010, 7:41 pm
Blastoise used Hydro Pump. It's super effective. Charizard fainted. Blastoise gave 1L.
pzykosiz - December 13, 2010, 4:36 pm
what has this got to do with anything? 1L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2010, 1:50 pm
You just don't get it Culos. This is a deep introspective on the state of our global situation and political well being. Proust said that.....Nah Fuck it, 1 Lion. This is stupid.
culos - December 13, 2010, 1:06 pm
Charizard declines.... 1L


IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Bath takes you!


TAGS: in soviet russia jokes dead
Rating: 4.36/5

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maoworks2 - November 17, 2012, 2:18 pm
Now Your Thinking.


LIFE -


TAGS: time street joke murphy law shit happens innocence
Rating: 3.83/5

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BoneCD - November 21, 2009, 6:42 am
Excellent and well deserved giulio! 5 brown Poodles for you my friend. Keep up the great work!


IMAGINATION -


TAGS: life time human nature architect engineer joke stuff road highway weird loop
Rating: 3.52/5

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red03golf - May 2, 2011, 1:53 pm
Depends specifically on the height of the loop. Gravity is a constant so the exact height of the loops needs to be known in order to calculate the required velocity. But the top isn't the safety point - you're not safe until you reach the 270 degree mark.
PapaKiloDelta - October 19, 2010, 11:07 pm
I want to do that right now!
Jmac0585 - June 11, 2010, 12:32 pm
LD0ne - Way too.
LD0ne - June 11, 2010, 10:23 am
just for my own information i know this will never happen but how fast would you have to go to be able to pull drive that without falling when you reached the top


CINDERELLA -




EMBARASSMENT -


TAGS: embarass humiliation select laugh joke
Rating: 4.68/5

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Valymar - March 6, 2012, 7:02 am
Haha, sometimes beeing lazy is great. I simply read it.
Zetmonk - March 5, 2012, 5:41 am
Bastard... 5L
Rick69 - March 4, 2012, 11:41 am
Ha ha. . . Let's hope not. . . I thought about breaking the mould again following the Transparency Poster & this was the product. . . :D
GaryO - March 4, 2012, 9:30 am
Geezus, looks like cataracts comin’ the other way…. What’s next, Rick, glaucoma? 5 for the mystery factor…I need a drink
HallieMarie - March 4, 2012, 12:28 am
I try to unselect it every time I come on the page even though I've already read it...
krazyivanthedivine - March 3, 2012, 6:14 pm
this is driving me bananas.
Rick69 - March 3, 2012, 5:42 pm
Teehee, nah - it's simpler than that: First I made the poster and selected the preview of which I did a Print Screen. . . and the rest, well you can figure that out. . . ;)
Reality Lord - March 3, 2012, 4:55 pm

lolz....how?...blue overlay?
carebear - March 3, 2012, 4:46 pm
(carebear BANNED)


ENTERTAINING -


TAGS: fun joke mayo pudding party
Rating: 4.64/5

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Kyronic - July 26, 2012, 11:51 pm
I will make it my duty to do this!
robbidos - July 12, 2012, 1:16 am
guiness out of an oil can works too, but isnt vanilla pudding yellow?
CloudchaserS - July 8, 2012, 10:16 pm
For additional effect, buy a new 1 gallon gas can and use it to drink out of.


RUMORS -




DREAMING - Every regular kid growing up in the 80s had the dream that one day we would own an orange 1969 Charger and we would be able to jump it over the local river whenever the need arose.


TAGS: what a joke my dodge neon never made it
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by deadraisin

Cloudchaser - June 23, 2010, 12:50 am
I did too when I was a pup
agdaniele - June 22, 2010, 9:47 pm
LOL!!!!!!
rerun - June 22, 2010, 9:43 pm

I so want user name livegrape to offset that putz.
agdaniele - June 22, 2010, 9:39 pm
Deadraisin.... makin' his way the only way he knows how... that's just a little bit more than the mods will allow.
agdaniele - June 22, 2010, 9:38 pm
If you make attack posters (not this poster) on any member, you will get banned. IF you have a problem, PM a mod. It's that simple.


MUGGSY BOGUES - I can’t say one bad thing about him Because to make something as obvious as a short joke here Would only belittle me




AHAHAHA - Now that joke has got my 'seal' of approval


TAGS: wildlife funny jokes
Rating: 3.62/5

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Verdeckt - December 4, 2011, 2:28 pm
You should also upload this to the Where the Pun Is site


A HORSE CAN'T STAND THAT OLD JOKE ANYMORE -




LAUGHTER - Will Brighten Someone's Day


TAGS: joker laughter
Rating: 2.43/5

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Ryan - December 17, 2008, 7:20 pm
You can't spell slaughter without laughter lol
Killing Joke - September 4, 2008, 8:45 pm
Best single shot Batman comic EVER!! Alan Moore is a god


THE JOKER - he likes to make pencils disappear


TAGS: joker batman
Rating: 1.3/5
Madi - January 3, 2009, 9:57 pm
lol...some things sound so wrong out of context.
Jaylin - August 7, 2008, 9:09 pm
Yeah so " dont blow the situation out of proportion"


TRUE DARING -


TAGS: balls redneck back woods bar jokes hero legends dirty
Rating: 3.4/5

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agdaniele - October 11, 2009, 12:05 am
Why would I counter-attack a temp?
temp - October 11, 2009, 12:01 am
misspelling intentional
temp - October 11, 2009, 12:00 am
I may be flamed for this butt... Ag, I didn't know you like man-ass!
agdaniele - October 9, 2009, 8:20 pm
Melikes.


THIS SWITCH - is not the cliterous (the bump above is)


TAGS: switch funny joke prop
Rating: 2.21/5

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Sean - July 27, 2008, 7:13 pm
Sherlock Holmes once said: "The little man in the boat does not hide in plain sight." Oh wait, that may have been John Holmes. Shoot. I mean damn.
Ellipsis - July 27, 2008, 7:03 pm
This Poster: Explains why the creator of the First poster couldn't find the Clitoris


SOME PEOPLE CALL ME MAURICE -




IN SOVIET RUSSIA... -


TAGS: soviet russia jokes communism
Rating: 4.3/5

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FilthyPhil - December 10, 2011, 10:12 pm
In Soviet Russia, Posters must approve you
the1stCOMMI3 - May 25, 2011, 11:25 am
In Soviet Russia they still are
maddness17 - May 5, 2011, 3:10 pm
THEY ARE FUNNY!!!!!!!
motinet - May 5, 2011, 8:07 am

yes they are dammit! :)


BORDERLINE -


TAGS: life time human nature architect engineer joke stuff museum weird
Rating: 3.72/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - July 6, 2011, 7:10 pm
hey it's the wonderworks building from Panama city! man that tunnel in the beginning really confuses the sh*t outa me. you'd know what I was talking about if you'd ever been there
Zero - August 26, 2009, 3:56 pm
i live 15 miles away from here, 5 lions for you sir
Pabbicus - August 21, 2009, 6:14 am
That building is awesome, it's in Orlando, FL on International Drive.


CEREAL KILLERS -


TAGS: this one goes out to all you spelling nazis out there that don t understand a good joke when they read one
Rating: 3.23/5

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MO - October 10, 2009, 11:28 pm
Me? I like the sticky puns.....mmmmmm
Claire - October 10, 2009, 11:01 pm
I love the puns. 5
BoneCD - June 5, 2009, 10:16 pm
thanks guys...it's beer time!
Chopperliscious - June 5, 2009, 10:02 pm
Nice play on words and concepts. 5.
agdaniele - June 5, 2009, 9:57 pm
This is a great work of original motifake art, boosted by it's simplicity.
BoneCD - June 5, 2009, 9:51 pm
Mucho thanks moooooooooooooooooooooo
moooooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2009, 8:11 pm
I thought it was pretty good.
BoneCD - June 5, 2009, 6:56 pm
Don't expect everyone to get it...sorry you feel that way
D00D - June 5, 2009, 6:40 pm
extreme fail


THE BIBLE - an atheists biggest joke a religious persons........................ biggest joke


TAGS: bible joke religeon religous holy
Rating: 2.6/5

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Hector - March 24, 2009, 3:36 pm
I love it that Hebraic scholars feel that the accurate translation of "Thou Shalt Not Kill" is actually "Thou Shalt Not Murder a Fellow Jew".
rawr - March 24, 2009, 3:13 pm
thats too bad. wow, whoever wrote that is really going to hell.
Signe - February 24, 2009, 5:28 pm
clappity clappity... amsom


JOKES - Sometimes are taken over the limit


TAGS: jokes fire flame harm funny asshole
Rating: 2.47/5

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Derek - November 26, 2009, 4:26 pm
Ouch! Psychopath!


IN SOVIET RUSSIA... - Bicycle ride YOU!




CAT JOKES -




MOOOOOO? -


TAGS: thanksgiving moo tribute also a small joke about my name clever ass turkies damn it all
Rating: 3.44/5

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Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 11:51 am
Enough of your fascination with Italian suppositories...this is relatively clean si...I can't say that with a straight face. I mean straight, as in unmoving.
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 11:49 am
Innuendo is always fun.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 11:48 am
O, the innuendo. For the last time, I'm not a gay fish! I can't deny it anymore!...wait...damn.
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 11:46 am
I`m sure you would Bart. I`m sure you would.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 11:45 am
Is that..."I'd like a dog in gravy." ???
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 11:45 am
I think it means "the air conditioning in this building is not sufficient".....I could be wrong.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 11:44 am
Hah....I know a few words.....an ex of mine spoke Portuguese......I ditched her when she kept saying "Eu estou grávida"
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 11:41 am
You told me you were teaching them Portuguese...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 11:34 am
Foiled again! 5.


HAZARD PAY - Gotham's fast food workers deserve it!


TAGS: joker
Rating: 3.38/5

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GoForthAndDie - January 15, 2009, 10:06 pm
I was debating doing something with this pic. Well done :)


LOGIC -




SENSE OF HUMOR - “It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.” Max Eastman


TAGS: joke prank humor
Rating: 4.62/5

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Sho - August 20, 2012, 9:10 am
That picture brings back memories


Vegan Joke #11 -




HUNTERS -




GEOLOGY -




WOMEN DRIVERS -


TAGS: gawd i hate jokes about women drivers
Rating: 3/5

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Sean - June 24, 2009, 10:52 pm
Thanks for that Harr. Ah, well, it was fun while it lasted. If I dye this albatross white, I'll look just like a blonde manly Bjorn ... in an deranged swan dress. *snickers*
Haarakkon - June 24, 2009, 10:46 pm
Worked for a guy that had a tractor we had to start that way, and a '52 Ford Pickup. P/U had no compression, but the tractor would take your leg off with that crank. Wasn't real good about disengaging on ignition.
agdaniele - June 24, 2009, 8:20 pm
Brilliant.
BoneCD - June 24, 2009, 6:12 pm
I don't cause I'm liven' with one! 5 poodles


YOU MIGHT BE A TALIBAN, IF... - You have more wives than teeth.




YO MOMMA -




WOMEN -


TAGS: sociology joke always with the no
Rating: 3.93/5

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Ed-Hyde - November 23, 2009, 1:57 pm
That'll do scorpion, That'll do.


SURPRISE -


TAGS: life time day woman birthday gift joke present comic cake
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by giulio

regc7 - September 25, 2010, 9:36 am
I call BS. The court cost alone for that thing are in the billions.
Chateaux - September 25, 2009, 9:39 am
:-D Funny!


STATISTICS -


TAGS: life time joke success women girl ignore them
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by giulio

Arnaldo - November 16, 2009, 10:09 am
It's true, that's y you only get girls to talk to you when you are in a relationship
rerun - October 28, 2009, 7:24 pm

Claire - That is because you were raised not to rely on a man. I hope my daughter is the same way when she grows up.
Claire - October 28, 2009, 7:17 pm
That's odd. When a guy ignores me I assume he's not interested and move on.
Nick - October 19, 2009, 7:02 pm
Oh but it does. When I stopped giving affection to my crush, guess who became interested in me. that's right it works.
Claire - October 4, 2009, 10:38 pm
For the record guys, this doesn't work.


MICHAEL MOORE - Because there must always be someone on this Earth who makes you feel a little better about yourself


TAGS: michael moore joke
Rating: 3.08/5

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GodsWorshipMe - December 12, 2009, 10:37 am
yup, definitely a douchbag


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